Session Start: Sat May 19 22:04:46 2012 Session Ident: Morphine 01[22:04:49] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:50] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:50] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:50] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:50] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:50] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:51] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:52] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:53] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:54] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:55] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 1[22:04:56] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT 01[22:04:56] <[TDH]Tom> ALERT [22:05:07] чё 01[22:05:11] <[TDH]Tom> Читай хх 01[22:05:16] <[TDH]Tom> Где в сампе играешь [22:05:17] ну заебал 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Мы берем интервью у лидера клана VU - Чарлиюттона. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Итак, Чарли, расскажите нам про VU. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Ну VU это супесркий клан, мы самый дружный и сильный клан VCMP... 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Простите, продолжайте.* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> У нас самые топовые игроки, которые рвут всех. У нас есть Хуан! 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> А еще у нас есть Гуидо и Ветеран. А еще никто не играет пижже нас на глитчах! 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *ROFL* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *А правда ли, что ваши игроки нубы и только умеют лагать и юзать глитчи?* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Нихуя не смешно, у нас лучшие игроки, которые почти порвали ULK на VCCT. Мы порвали EAF и DZ! 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *извините, у меня приступ, продолжайте* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Расскажите нам о Гуидо* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Veteran: Гуидо классный парень, но он немного озабоченый и повернут на дрочке. Он дрочит по 10-15 раз в сутки! 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Да, Гуидо любит подрочить. Он дрочит даже тогда, когда играет. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> На матче против ULK он сорвал уздечку и его крики были слышны на весь тимспик. Поэтому мы проиграли LMS! 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Я не понимаю, с какого хера он ржет. Это реальный факт. Бедный Гуидо. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Знали бы вы, как j-king дрочит, вы бы не смеялись. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Все, простите меня. Просто в голову что-то ударило* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Давайте спросим у Hanney об онанизме* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Дайте читеру микрофон, пусть он скажет слово* 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Джкинг сосет у меня. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> А еще он моя шестерка и косит под меня, играя с мп5. Но дрочит он круче, чем Гуидо. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Нихера подобного, Гуидо никто не передрочит. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> Джкинг дрочит до кровавых мозолей на мои фотки по вебкамере. 01[22:47:34] <[TDH]Tom> *Все, все, мы уходим на рекламу* [22:49:32] looooool [23:35:27] We will now be interviewing the don of VU - Charleyutton. [23:35:28] Now then, Charley, please tell us more about VU. [23:35:28] Charley: Well, long story short, VU is an amazing clan. We are the friendliest and strongest clan in VC-MP. [23:35:28] *Excuse me, please continue* [23:35:28] We are the top of the pops, we can rip anyone apart. We even have jUan in our gang! [23:35:28] In addition, we have Gudio and Veteran, and absolutely no one plays better than us with glitches! [23:35:28] *ROFL* [23:35:28] *Is it true that the members in your gang are noobs and only know how to lag and glitch?* [23:35:28] There is absolutely nothing funny. Our players are the best, we nearly tore apart ULK in VCCT. I can proudly say that we raped EAF and DZ, though! [23:35:28] *Sorry, I'm having a seizure, please continue* [23:35:28] *Please tell us more about Gudio* [23:35:28] Veteran: Gudio's a cool guy, but he's a bit too self-concerned and too addicted to masturbation. He wanks about 10-15 times a day! [23:35:29] Oh yes, Gudio loves to wank quite a lot. He even wanks when he plays games. [23:35:30] In the match versus ULK, his hymen popped, and man, his screams were heard all over TS! That is the sole reason we lost that last LMS! [23:35:31] I have no idea why the fuck this guy would be laughing. It is a fact. Poor Gudio. [23:35:32] If you only knew how j-king jacks off while gaming, you would not be laughing as hard right now. [23:35:33] *Alright, excuse me. Something interesting came across my mind just now.* [23:35:34] *Let's ask Hanney about onanism.* [23:35:35] *Hand the cheater the mic, let him have a word.* [23:35:36] j-king blows me off. [23:35:37] He is also like a lapdog to me, and loves to imitate me, especially by playing with the MP5. But his wanking skills are far more superior in comparison to Gudio's. [23:35:39] That is impossible, no one can over-fap Gudio. [23:35:39] j-king jacks off to my webcam pictures to the point where bleeding corns form on his body. [23:35:40] *Alright, we'll be taking a little break now.* [23:35:41] крч читай 01[23:38:43] <[TDH]Tom> Норм 01[23:38:45] <[TDH]Tom> Но 01[23:38:49] <[TDH]Tom> j-king jacks off to my webcam pictures to the point where bleeding corns form on his body. 01[23:39:03] <[TDH]Tom> Смысл не в том, что он он фапает на фотки, а смысл в том, что он делает это на вебкамеру 01[23:39:10] <[TDH]Tom> И мозоли у него на руках [23:39:51] j-king jacks off to me on webcam to the point where bleeding corns form on his hands. 01[23:40:02] <[TDH]Tom> Все, гут 01[23:40:03] <[TDH]Tom> Спасибо [23:40:16] mhm [23:40:28] If they ask you, you didn't get it from here, okay. 01[23:40:35] <[TDH]Tom> kk 01[23:40:40] <[TDH]Tom> But they won't ask Session Time: Sun May 20 00:00:00 2012 Session Close: Sun May 20 00:54:33 2012