Juan Manuel Sanchez Tendero
Genetic vomit that was conceived by a whore and drunk football-fan during half-time of FC Barcelona - FC Real Madrid match. Mother-whore didn't really want to defecate him so she decided for abortion. So called "doctor" - low-qualified, semi-legal, semi-sober indian immigrant - didn't finish his job so fetus managed to survive. Although his brain was damaged and Juan ended up doing self-affirmation in VC:MP's teenage community.
He's passive gay IRL (it's true). Life punished him more than he really deserved. Keep it in mind: he is what he is not because of a good life.