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Straight outta Compton Seattle crazy motherfucker named Nelson. From the gang called Vice Ultragays. Somehow managed to escape the gangs and the dope and found his black ass scripting shit for VC:MP. No wonder 0.4 got such a nigged code. Wasted sync, lagfest, hack vulnerability - this is what happens when you let dirty nigger hands touch the code.
Nelson is a big KFC lover. He's enslaved employed by Microsoft in order to maintain toilets clean and shiny. Stormeus does this job very well and gets an extra chicken for removing every drop of urine with his tongue. "That's way better than having Uzi up my ass" - admits Nelson to himself.